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ahahahahahaha I have a visual project due tomorrow and a take home test and a final in the morning but I'm doing this shitty journal quiz instead because I'm not good at making life decisions

HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[x] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[x] You think politics are interesting

TOTAL SO FAR: 6


[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week

TOTAL SO FAR: 10


[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[x] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 16


[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[x] The people at Starbucks know you by name. (... because I'm friends with the barista lol)
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 22

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.( what's that?)
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of the united states 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL: 25

Rule #1: If you open this you take it.
Rule #2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks.

For reference, The Bae is SomeAngryFakePerson. You should bother him, he's neato.
Answer: True or False
Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? True
Q: Been arrested? False
Q: Do you like someone? True ...? 
Q: Held a snake? True
Q: Been suspended from school? False
Q: Sang karaoke? True
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do? True
Q: Laughed until you started crying? True
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? True
Q: Kissed in the rain? True
Q: Sang in the shower? True
Q: Sat on a roof top? True
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? False
Q: Broken a bone? True
Q: Shaved your head? True
Q: Played a prank on someone? True
Q: Shot a gun? True
Q: Donated Blood? False

Last Person
1. You hung out with? The Bae, and my two best friends
2. You texted? Actual text I think is The Bae but any sort of thing that can be referred to as texting, my stepmom
3. You were in a car with? My stepmom
4. Went to the movies with? The Bae, two best friends, all of Bae's friends
5. Person you went to shop with? My mom ...?
6. You talked on the phone? The Bae
7. Made you laugh? My dog :P (Lick)
8. You hugged? The Bae's stepmom??

Answer Truthfully
1. Sun or moon? Moon
2. Winter or Fall? Winter
3. Left or Right? Right
4. Sunny or rainy? Rainy (unless it's hot, then sunny)
5. Where do you live? United States
6. Club or pub? Pub
7. Are there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on? Yee
8. Do you want to get married? I am getting married.
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl
10. What time is it? 21:48
11. Are you afraid of commitment? No
12. What is your greatest hope/wish? To be a midwife and a mother
13. Do you cook? Relatively frequently
14. Current mood? Bored
15. Color of underwear? Many

In the Last 48 Hours, Have You
1. Sang? I think??
2. Listened to music? Yes
3. Danced Crazy? A little
4. Cried? Nah
5. Liked someone you can't have? Does it count if we're semi-seriously planning on being sister wives?

25 Firsts
1. Who was your first prom date? The Bae
2. Who was your first roommate? I haven't had any roommates
3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? Drunk drunk, I think was some vodka and some whiskey. I know this dude who used to shoplift liquor from Walmart and sell it to high schoolers and he showed up to a new years eve party with something like four liters of shitty liquor.
4. What was your first job? Tutoring psychology at my school
5. What was your first car? 2000 Nissan Maxima
6. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing? 9, I think
7. Who was your first grade teacher? Mrs. Fenwick and Mrs. Edmonds
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? Pennsylvania (ultimately Indiana, PA was just a layover)
10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time? Like .... eighth grade??
11. Who was your first best friend? My girl Mallory
12. Who was your first best Friend in high school? Probably Molly?? idk
13. Where was your first sleepover? Leah McVey's house
14. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? The Bae
15. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or groomsman? No one's yet but I'm the bride in six months!!
16. What is the first thing you did when you got up this morning? Ate a big fuckin bowl of knockoff fruity pebbles (you know the kind that comes in a big bag)
17. What was the first concert you went to? Brandi Carlile with the Seattle Symphony 2008
18. What was the last concert you went to? Brandi Carlile with the Seattle Symphony 2014
19. First tattoo or piercing? Ears
20. First celebrity crush? Brandi is waifu
21. Current celebrity crush? Brandi is still waifu
22. First crush? When I was in first grade, my friend Howie (NOT ANYMORE!!!!)
23. Current crush? The Bae???
24. First time you tied your shoe laces? Like ... three?? all of these questions omg

Seven names you go by
1. Katy
2. Kat
3. Casey
4. Karina?
5. dude I don't even know
6. nooty wit a booty
7. --

Three things you are wearing right now:
1. skirt
2. t-shirt
3. a very confused look

Three things you want very badly at the moment:
1. not a physiology exam
2. more popsicles
3. the d

Three people who will probably fill this out:
probably no one cause my followers on here are from like three years ago lol

Two things you did last night:
1. Saw Avengers 2
2. Ate some shitty fried rice

Two things you ate last night:
1. Bacon cheese fries
2. shitty friend rice

Two people you last talked to on the phone
1. The Bae
2. pharmacy people

Three things you are going to do tomorrow:
1. physiology exam
2. cry bc physiology exam
3. Make hella dollar selling my textbooks back

Two longest car rides
1. Monroe -> Manzanita
2. Monroe -> Yakima

Favorite beverages:
1. Water
2. Diet Dr Pepper
3. Bolthouse Farms Vanilla Chai Tea Protein Shake
4. Peppermint chamomile tea
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I am back

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So it's been like .... two years or something since I've been online. Pretty much what brought me back was the announcement of Fallout 4. So I'm basically going to be a Fallout account now. I'll still post other stuff but that's going to be my priority.

Some updates in my life ... I'm getting married at the end of this year, to SomeAngryFakePerson. I'm two quarters away from applying to nursing school (counting summer quarter) which is awesome. I have stopped wearing pants for the most part, though I still wear them for athletics, physical labor, and occasionally in the winter. Uh ... I can't really think of much else cause I'm pretty boring.

So that's that, then.
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I am back

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So it's been like .... two years or something since I've been online. Pretty much what brought me back was the announcement of Fallout 4. So I'm basically going to be a Fallout account now. I'll still post other stuff but that's going to be my priority.

Some updates in my life ... I'm getting married at the end of this year, to SomeAngryFakePerson. I'm two quarters away from applying to nursing school (counting summer quarter) which is awesome. I have stopped wearing pants for the most part, though I still wear them for athletics, physical labor, and occasionally in the winter. Uh ... I can't really think of much else cause I'm pretty boring.

So that's that, then.
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i'm a pissbaby

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I've revised the old story again. Feelings abound.

I'm on sertaline now. It's ... bad. The adjustment period is kicking my ass and I can't do anything. I can't sleep but I'm exhausted. I hate everything. The faggy triangle in my ceiling is looking good but I'm too fat.

I write this from the bathtub.
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IT WAS FAKE

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I HATE EVERYTHING
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